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- Kat Dennings Thinks You Are a SickoYou probably are a sicko, so I don’t really see what the problem is. She seems surprised that people would tune into her show just to ogle her in that uniform. I don’t think Polyester has ever looked that good. She also says, and I quote I used to dress, and I still kind of […]
- I’d Do Her Friend FirstI guess Cher Lloyd has a new video out, and this is the only part that caught my attention (well, apart from the three of them lying on a bed together.) All I know is I spent more time looking at the blonde than I did at Cher. Give her a recording contract! The one […]
- Christina Hendricks Was In A Music VideoI can’t believe I’m linking to this site, but this was worth watching. I guess I could have gone and found it somewhere else and not given credit, but I’m a standup kind of guy. And lazy. So anyways, back in 1997, there was a band named Everclear, and they had a couple hits, and […]
- I Suggest This Be Settled With Mud WrestlingHooters is charging a “rival” restaurant, Twin Peaks, with stealing it’s trade secrets. What sort of trade secrets could they possess? They serve up beer, sort of digestible food, and have it served by girls in skimpy outfits who weren’t brave enough to pursue their dream of being discovered by Hollywood. I guess Twin Peaks […]
- Getting Rich on the InternetThis is my 202nd post. You people have severely disappointed me in not assisting on making me rich from this website. I am currently so poor that my parents are evicting me from their unfinished, unheated basement. A homeless man gave me his cheeseburger last night because I looked worse off than him. And now […]
- Hop On PopI have refused to watch the new Two and a Half Men. I absolutely can’t stand Ashton Kutcher. He started wearing thin on That 70′s Show, and it’s been balls to the wall downhill ever since. Not surprisingly, he cheats on Demi, and his favorite line is we’re separated, we just haven’t made it public. […]
- What Are Eyegore Awards?One of the nice things about B grade horror movies is they usually feature chicks with big tits that want to show them off. Based on the title of this news article, I thought this would be a bunch of them walking the red carpet and hopefully pulling the occasional Nancy Grace ( I see […]
- Gingers Be Gingerin’Here is a snap of Marg Helgenberger attending something called the Rocky Horror Event. As in Rocky Horror Picture Show? I thought that died off in the 80′s. I mean, they show it on broadcast television now, it isn’t special. I had a great idea for a CSI episode once, but the producers just ignored […]
- Well Hello Shrieky Annoying Chick from Whatever News Channel That IsI never thought I would think, let alone type, those three words together. I don’t watch Dancing with the Starz or whatever the fuck that show is, and I could care less about it even if they had transgender fat guys performing. But the news of this photo I couldn’t escape. Who knew that ole’ […]
- Kat DenningsIs it Denning, singular, or Dennings, plural, like titties? Titties, I mean plural, it is. Kat is in a new TV series, 2 Broke Girls, that just started up. Oh yeah, and some blonde chick, Beth Behr. The story is something like the blonde used to be rich, but lost all her money, and somehow […]
Mid Life Crisis Money
- What We Spent in 2010It’s time to figure out where our money went for the year. The Department of Labor has come up with a really neat looking graph of the average consumers spending. I just wish I understood it better. According to the graph, average income is almost $63,000 and average spending is $49,000. What happened to the […]
- Taxes Take a HolidayHoliday! Celebrate! Hey, maybe I could use Madonna lyrics for my blog post titles. What do you think? Material Girl, Gambler, Like a Prayer, Rescue Me, Causing a Commotion, Give It 2 Me, Don’t Cry For Me Argentina? Hmm, maybe not. But the holidays aren’t ending for us here in the US, because we now […]
- Woulda Coulda ShouldaIf Only It’s the time of the year when you reflect on all the things you set out to do, and all the ways you failed miserably at them. I don’t know about you, but I never seem to accomplish all the goals that I set in my mind to accomplish. Some of it is […]
- Gold Vending MachinesA company just installed a gold vending machine in a mall in Boca Raton, the first of it’s kind in the nation. It will hold up to $150,000 worth of gold and you decide the amount you would like. It’s going to be guarded by armed guards to begin with, so, go jobs creation! Is […]
- The One About Estate TaxesWhat is the Estate Tax? The estate tax is tax that is levied on the transfer of the taxable portion of a deceased person’s estate. It is levied on the estate as a whole, and is not dependent upon portions given to different individuals. One of the items that is being negotiated for the current […]
- Did I mention We Are Debt Free?We are, and have been since the end of September. I’ve been slacking posting here. And it is not completely debt free. We still have a mortgage, and I’m waiting on about $700 worth of medical bills to arrive, but we have no other financed debt. I have to thank Dave Ramsey for this. Even […]
- Go DemocratsAs much as I don’t want to have a smaller paycheck come January 1, I applaud the Democrats for giving the Republicans a taste of their own NO policy. You don’t say that you won’t approve extending unemployment benefits without having a way to pay for it, or give health care assistance to 9/11 survivors […]
- Am I Heartless?I listened to a story on NPR’s All Things Considered on the drive home Tuesday about the rising cost of Medical School. The first person they talked to was horrified that her daughter would be paying 8.5% interest on her federally backed student loan and wanted the government to cut that rate in half to […]
- Back In the SaddleThe thing that spurred me to start posting again [get it -- spurred...] isn’t a thing, but a who: My wifey. She decided to start her own blog, Emmylyn.com, mostly so she can post recipes. She is a great cook and an excellent baker. I’m not sure if anything I post here is interesting to […]
- It’s Like a Tax Refund, But In Reverse…Last year I resolved to quit letting the IRS hold onto my money and give it back at the end of the year, and instead to have access to that money right away. So I adjusted my withholding so we should have gotten about $200 back after filing our return. You can probably see where […]